The Official Twat List — the only certificate that gives someone the recognition they truly deserve… for being a first-class plank!
This comes personalised with vinyl
This isn’t just a bit of card — oh no — this is the golden ticket to publicly (and hilariously) declare that your mate, your sibling, your boss, or even your partner has truly earned their spot on the Hall of Infamy for Knobbeads.
- A4 size so it’s impossible to miss (and impossible for them to pretend it’s not about them).
- Printed on thick, satin card because cheap paper is for half-hearted insults.
- Perfect for birthdays, Secret Santa, office banter, or that one mate who still thinks they’re funny after six pints.
It’s bold, it’s cheeky, and it’s 100% guaranteed to cause at least one dramatic eye-roll.